gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

officialunitedstates:

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

how do you drink smoke

cometothefanny:

It’s amazing that, after all these years, Ryan still loses it over Colin’s infamous one-liners!

mtvstyle:

Harry Styles in the trash (for sesame street)

terribleflower:

If during the living hell of deeply suicidal queer adolescence, a complete stranger who looked & sounded nothing like me knocked on my door & didn’t listen or look me in the eye or give me money or information, but instead stared at the wall just over my shoulder and said “calm down now, everything will be fine someday”

That is how I perceive the “It Gets Better” project

juliansayshii:

Can we all please take a moment to remember that at some point Sirius Black decided he wanted his fugitive pseudonym to be Snuffles

Favorite John Green Book Quotes

Love is putting someone else’s needs before yours.

awwww-cute:

Got myself a bean bag couch. The dog thinks he has a new throne

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.